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Really, it’s not easy to decide who’s a real American.

Probably because there are Americans, but they are unreal. Maybe because they are from the South of the Americas, or from the North, I mean, from north of the US. Or they are real, but Un-American Americans.

And in the last US presidential campaign we heard that there are not only Real Americans, but true Real Americans as well, so that the others must be untrue real ones. Or maybe unreal true ones, or true unreal ones, whatever.

It’s very similar to the real complicated matter with the conservatives they have in the US: there are not only conservatives but true conservatives as well. Or conservatives who in fact are socialists.

Let’s take this notorious George W. for example, former US president. When he was running for president, conservatives couldn’t stop going crazy for ecstasy at this incarnation of divinely inspired conservatism and he was voted into office for the maximum number of terms for that reason. But now, after he finally had to leave office, some call him “the most socialist president in the history of this country,” and they discover: “he never was a conservative, and to blame him on conservatives is a tremendous disservice to conservatives.”

Well, here is an easy test to find out: are especially you a Real American? Of course it’s based upon some scientific research and theory. And don’t worry about your nationality – it doesn’t matter, US Americans usually don’t look after it either to call someone American or not.

Based on a quiz published by The BEAST – America’s Best Fiend, Issue #132, Nov. 2008.